I smell of alpaca and menthol/camphor. Very sexy.
Is this not the proper perfume to attract the men? No? Will only attract alpacas with pain in their joints?
Hmmm. I will have to rethink my approach.
Ponderings on books, critters, library stuff and Life Adventures.
But do you smell like alpaca spit (or just alpacas)?
ReplyDeleteNo spit. Just alpaca.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you could bottle that essence and sell it! Eau de Wool ... Me llama "llama"
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